**The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)** , Directed by Martin Scorsese. _Pigs get fat; hogs take drugs and get laid a lot._
**The Aviator (2004)** , Directed by Martin Scorsese. _Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Save my Urine._
**Contact (1997)** , Directed by Robert Zemeckis. _But there WERE aliens! Really!!_